Gutter Lickers bowling club meeting. Thursday’s in the dark room lounge.
New Featured Sauce. Hymennaise Hot or Medium.
All fresh good ingredients.
Ask about our shrimp pie. 🍤
He said - I’ll toss one in the oven.
She said - Oh yes you will.
Customers caught sneaking in our back door.
We are so popular extra dining seating now available in the restrooms and coat room.
Zingers extra juicy oyster sauce
Zingers extra juicy oyster sauce
Free Wi-Fi!
Password: Friskyoysters
Meat Menu
Tender Beef - 36 oz Porterhouse Special
Captains Owl Fillets
Owl be around.
Quick Bites. Fresh from our waters to your table.
Quick Bites. Fresh from our waters to your table.
Eat them whole. Just like a Crane.
Butter and Sugar Park
Quick Bites. Fresh from our waters to your table.
Everyday a splash!!! Enjoy a Ride on the turtle train. No waiting in those horrible lines. Step right up and get on!!!!!!
Easy Access
Hours From Most Marinas
However you get here just get here.
Hours From Most Marinas
Hours From Most Marinas
Located in rural Witch Haven just outside of Witch Harbor but within Witch Preserve
Our mobile location opens soon.
Basement spiral onion rings
Comes with turtle soup reduction dippin sauce.
$8.99
Double order $14.99
Extra take home quart of turtle reduction sauce - $6.00
Generate excitement
Geometry textbooks for sale
Why bother
Give customers a reason to do business with you.
"Comfortable" setting
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Sorry, no air conditioning
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Guest Services
Dial 1-4687-63772437
Bet you cannot figure out this encrypted code!
Fish and Aligator Treats
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Is your hobby Cattle Herding?
Complimentary daily fresh fish dishes.
Is your hobby Cattle Herding?
Is your hobby Cattle Herding?
Is your hobby Cattle Herding?
USDA Grade A, get yer whips
Cowboy Disco
Is your hobby Cattle Herding?
Relaxing Night Sky
Free Range. You catch it and I'll grill it
Relaxing Night Sky
Is your hobby Cattle Herding?
Relaxing Night Sky
Robot glossary
Sub-Par Specialties!
Small, Medium or Large
Cheesy Pizza - Thin or Thick - Your Call
Meats, Veggies or Both
Stuffed Wraps
Fresh Ingredients
Quality Cooking Oils
Breads and Hummus
Quality Cooking Oils
Quality Cooking Oils
Home cut Fries
Free Cookies
Fortune inside every cookie.
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Testimonials
John H. Bio: Meat eater, night watchman. “Best sauce ever over tender medium rare pick meat! My better half always quacks happily keep eating.
Andy H. Bio: student, new dictionary publication proof reader. Sauce is so good. Heinz and French’s will copy it.
Chris R. Bio: disc jockey, mental telepathy specialist. Neighborhood pets ears raise and turn when I spread the sauce on everything.